Apple Pie

I've officially become the queen of procrastination. I'm about to post a bunch of recipes from Thanksgiving that I just haven't gotten around to blogging about because I'd rather spend my time lounging in sweat pants, watching Netflix, and pretending that I don't have some sort of work to do. Take this as an apology though, will you?

I'd never made apple pie before, but my step mom, Jeannie requested it for Thanksgiving. So I tried it out. Did I succeed?

What you'll need:

• 2 pre-made pie crusts (I just used store-bought. I had a lot of pies to make that day)
• 3 lbs. apples (I used Granny Smith)
• 2/3 cup sugar
• 2 tablespoons lemon juice
• 6 tablespoons butter
• 1 tablespoon flour
• 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon
• pinch of ground cloves
• pinch of nutmeg

-Peel, core, and cut the apples into decent sized chunks and toss them in a bowl with the lemon juice and sugar. Set aside

-In a large skillet over medium-high heat, melt the butter. Add the apple mixture and cook until apples are tender but still hold their shape (this should take about 6-8 minutes).

-Sprinkle with the flour, cinnamon, cloves, and nutmeg and toss until it begins to thicken. Remove from heat and let cool completely.

-Preheat the oven to 375 degrees

-Lay one piece of dough in a 9 1/2 inch pie pan. Add the apple mixture, mounding slightly. Chill pie for 15 minutes then add other crust on top, slit on the top, brush top with egg yolk and sprinkle with sugar. 

-Bake for 55-60 minutes. Let cool completely before covering.

Pumpkin Spice White Hot Chocolate (For One)

I've been bedridden for the past week because I have mono. Now before you start chastising me and telling me to stop kissing so many boys, just stop. I've heard them all at this point! Mono sucks. If you've had it, you know that the only cure is lots of rest and fluids, but you poor sucker, you're going to have symptoms for about six weeks. So I've been sleeping, force feeding myself tea, and cuddling with this thing!

Isn't she cute?! Sorry, I couldn't resist. Screw having a boyfriend, all I need are my dogs to cuddle with. Seriously.

And. Well. Maybe this. I definitely think I need this in my life. 

This creamy, white chocolatey, pumpkiny monstrosity was everything I ever dreamed of and more. In a rooster mug. I know, I must have a death wish because there is absolutely nothing healthy in there for me, but just take a second. Look at it and tell me you don't want it in your life. 

Pumpkin Spice White Hot Chocolate (for one)

What you'll need: 

• 1/2 cup heavy cream
• 1 cup milk
• 1/2 cup white chocolate chips
• 1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
• 1/4 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice
• whipped cream for topping (optional)

- Over medium heat, mix together the cream and milk and let simmer until hot, but not boiling.

-In a separate bowl, pour the chocolate chips and set aside. Once the dairy mixture is hot, pour over the chocolate chips, then stir until completely melted.

-Mix in the vanilla and pumpkin spice, then pour into a mug, top with whipped cream and additional pumpkin spice, if desired and enjoy.

And boy, did I enjoy it. Ruby definitely wanted some too and wouldn't leave me alone. So yes, to close this post there are going to be some more pictures of my dog. Why not?!

Caramel Corn Cupcakes

I think I've finally reached the point of insanity.

I reached that point today. Long gone are the days where I was satisfied by plain old chocolate cupcakes, or if I was really in the mood to go crazy, confetti cupcakes. I've cliff dived into a sugary ocean that will definitely end my life by losing a foot to diabetes. The worst part? I wouldn't have it any other way.

I mean, you've got to be pretty grateful that I'm addicted to making cupcakes. I could be addicted to sweet black tar Mexican heroin. But the point is, I'm not. I just really like sugar. So much that I was willing to make caramel cupcakes, caramel frosting, then top these monstrosities with caramel corn, candy corn, and white chocolate chips.

 I'm not totally to blame for these creations. I found them on The Cake Blog and Chelsea helped me actually make those. So if anyone is to blame, it's these enablers... Just kidding. I think.

Could anyone resist?

Caramel Cupcakes

For the cupcakes:

• 2 1/2 cups flour
• 1 1/2 teaspoon baking powder
• 1/2 teaspoon salt
• 1 1/2 cups brown sugar
• 1/2 cup granulated sugar
• 2 sticks butter, softened
• 4 eggs
• 1 teaspoon vanilla
• 1 cup milk
• 1/4 cup caramel syrup (optional)

-Preheat oven to 350 degrees then line muffin pans with 24 liners. Set aside.

- In a large bowl, combine the flour, baking powder, and salt. Set the bowl aside. In a measuring cup, mix together milk and vanilla then set aside.

-In a mixer, beat together the butter and sugars until light and fluffy. Add eggs one at a time, mixing in between additions. Add caramel syrup (if desired. It makes the cupcakes super caramely. I have an iron stomach for sweets, so I love it. I can't make any guarantees though).

- Add in flour mixture and milk mixture alternating until all combined. Pour batter into liners and bake for 18-20 minutes. Let cool before frosting.

For the frosting:

• 1 stick butter
• 1/3 cup cream
• 1 cup brown sugar
• 1 teaspoon vanilla
• 3 cups powdered sugar

-Melt butter in saucepan over medium heat. Lower heat to medium-low then add cream and brown sugar. Mix and let cook until the sugar dissolves which should take about two minutes.

- Remove mixture from heat, then add vanilla. Let sit for ten minutes.

-Pour mixture into bowl, add powdered sugar one cup at a time until combined.

The actual website created a whole recipe for the topping of the cupcakes, but I was lazy. I just kinda threw some store-bought caramel corn, candy corn, and white chocolate chips on top of the frosted cupcakes. I also put a little salt on the cupcakes in attempt to counteract the sweetness. You know. I basically made up stuff as I went along and I guess it ended up working out.

In conclusion, I might've lost my mind to this baking addiction... But I don't think I'd have it any other way.

Pumpkin S'mores Cupcakes

I realize that Minnesota didn't get much of a summer. It was cool and rainy for the first half of the summer and only the last two weeks of August had heat (and it was plenty, especially since I'm now living in a dorm.) I also know that summer is Minnesota's chance to really enjoy the weather. I'm aware that it's not fall yet (we still have two more days until it's official), but I am ready for fall... These cupcakes just made me a little more excited.

I've only recently discovered the amazingness of all things pumpkin. As a picky eater, pumpkin had always scared me- especially pumpkin pie because let's be honest... That just doesn't look natural. In the past few years I've been a little more brave in my cuisine ventures (which really isn't saying much. I sorta started eating vegetables. I'm awful, I know). But now that I've been introduced to pumpkin, I don't think my love for it will ever end... Especially if chocolate and marshmallow can be involved. 

I found this recipe on my favorite food blogger's website. If you haven't checked her out yet, you really should. Everything she makes is just kinda amazing. Plus this idea of pumpkin and s'mores is just too amazing. 

 These cupcakes made me excited for the prospect of fall. It's my favorite season, and the Minnesotans who still want it to be summer can suck it. I mean. I don't know. Fall is all about nostalgia for me. I used to spend a lot of time on my grandparent's farm when I was younger. My grandma did quite a bit of baking whenever we visited and my grandpa sometimes let us have a fire and grandma would let us make s'mores. It's just all about nostalgia and I'm apparently in a very rambly mood today.

Just look at them. They're even filled with chocolate. Don't even tell me that you don't start drooling at the sight of them. 

Cupcakes (I doubled the recipe from the original website so these will yield 24 cupcakes)-

What you'll need:

• 2 2/3 cups lightly packed brown sugar
• 2 large eggs
• 4 teaspoons vanilla
• 1 cup butter, melted and cooled
• 1 1/2 cups pumpkin puree
• 2 1/2 cups flour
• 2 teaspoons baking soda
• 2 teaspoons baking powder
• 1/2 teaspoon salt
• 1 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice
• 1 cup milk

Fudge ganache frosting:

• 1 cup chocolate chips
• 4 tablespoons heavy cream

Marshmallow frosting:

• 4 large egg whites
• 1 cup sugar 
• 1/4 teaspoon cream of tartar
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract

To make the cupcakes:

-Preheat the oven to 350 degrees and line 2 12 piece muffin tins with liners. 

- Mix eggs and sugar together in a bowl until smooth. Add in vanilla, butter, then the pumpkin puree. Add in flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt, then pumpkin pie spice. Mix in milk until smooth. Fill liners and bake for 16-18 minutes. 

-Allow cupcakes to cool then core the cupcakes or make a dent in the center of the cupcakes.

To make the ganache:

-Melt cream and chocolate over a double boiler and mix until smooth. Allow to cool slightly then fill the middle of the cupcakes with the ganache. 

To make the frosting:

- Combine egg whites, sugar, and cream of tartar in a heat proof bowl and place over a double boiler. Mix constantly for 3-4 minutes or until the sugar has dissolved and the eggs whites are slightly warm. 

-Remove from heat, add vanilla, then beat mixture for 6-7 minutes until the frosting stiffens and is glossy.

-Top cupcakes with frosting and feel free to torch them if you'd like. 

Banana Chocolate Chip Muffins

No, I didn't stop at the raspberry white chocolate muffins. My crazy, lonely brain decided I needed to do more... And I had some bananas lying around. So, oops.

Can anyone ever really resist a good banana muffin? I mean, it's like banana bread. If you don't like it, you're a Communist (not that being a Communist is bad, and if you are... Hooray for you! I should stop rambling now and get on to the recipe!)

What you'll need:

• 2 cups flour
• 1 teaspoon baking soda
• 1/4 teaspoon salt 
• 1/2 cup butter
• 3/4 cup brown sugar
• 2 eggs
• 2 1/3 mashed overripe bananas
• 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips (optional)

To make:

-Preheat the oven to 350 degrees and line a muffin pan with 12 liners.

- In a large bowl, combine flour, baking soda, and salt.

-In a separate bowl, cream together butter and brown sugar. Stir in eggs and mashed bananas until well blended.

-Stir banana mixture into flour mixture; stir just to moisten. Fold in chocolate chips.

-Pour batter into liners and bake for 18-20 minutes or until a toothpick inserted comes out clean. Let cool on wire rack.

Enjoy all your muffin glory.